How Clean is Your Liverpuddle?
Hi all
I will be away until the beginning of next week as I am off to a wedding in Liverpool at the weekend.
I am hoping to bring you back lots of stories about the wedding. At the advice of several friends I have been practising my alcohol drinking skills so that I will hopefully be able to consume more alcohol than I did at the last wedding I attended without feeling ill. I have certainly been trying and really pushed the boat out last night at a work do in Wakefield by having two glasses of wine and drinking the last one in 10 minutes flat as we had a train to catch. Ooh I’m such a wild one am I not!??!
Anyway we will wait until the weekend to see if my training has paid off.
Before I go I’d like to go back to the subject of dreams. I had a really funny one about Kim and Aggie (of “How much can we Criticise the Cleanliness of your House?” fame) last night. It was incredibly funny and I woke up in hysterics. The only problem is that now I can’t remember the full details. I think it had something to do with finding out that the one with the blond beehive (Aggie I think) was actually only in her twenties but that years of obsessive cleaning had led her features to deteriorate so much that she looked like she was in her 60s.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, my subconscious has a bit of a problem with reality sometimes, but it’s a wonderful feeling when you wake up laughing.
Well I must go because my trusty green packing case is calling and it’s not sounding very happy.
Have a lovely weekend whatever you do.
I will be away until the beginning of next week as I am off to a wedding in Liverpool at the weekend.
I am hoping to bring you back lots of stories about the wedding. At the advice of several friends I have been practising my alcohol drinking skills so that I will hopefully be able to consume more alcohol than I did at the last wedding I attended without feeling ill. I have certainly been trying and really pushed the boat out last night at a work do in Wakefield by having two glasses of wine and drinking the last one in 10 minutes flat as we had a train to catch. Ooh I’m such a wild one am I not!??!
Anyway we will wait until the weekend to see if my training has paid off.
Before I go I’d like to go back to the subject of dreams. I had a really funny one about Kim and Aggie (of “How much can we Criticise the Cleanliness of your House?” fame) last night. It was incredibly funny and I woke up in hysterics. The only problem is that now I can’t remember the full details. I think it had something to do with finding out that the one with the blond beehive (Aggie I think) was actually only in her twenties but that years of obsessive cleaning had led her features to deteriorate so much that she looked like she was in her 60s.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, my subconscious has a bit of a problem with reality sometimes, but it’s a wonderful feeling when you wake up laughing.
Well I must go because my trusty green packing case is calling and it’s not sounding very happy.
Have a lovely weekend whatever you do.
10 comments:
Have a lovely time, look forward to hearing all about it.
Crystal xx
Have fun! Hope you're drinking practice pays off - don't want Liverpudlians outdrinking Glasweigans.
ryan
that should be your not you're obviously. Gah.
Practising your alcohol consumption techniques, indeed. Now what would our beloved government say to that? Do tell us if they work, though.
Enjoy the wedding!
Hope you enjoy...
Love the idea of waking up laughing - never do that myself!
Thanks Crystal. All the latest from the wedding is now posted.
Hi Ryan. I think I showed them how to drink. The practice did pay off.
Hi Omega Mum. The government certainly might not approve but my stomach thanked me for it - I think!
Thanks Katie. It was fun and the post on it is up now.
Hi Debio. Good to see you back. Waking up laughing is pretty good. I do it a lot. Reading and watching a lot of comedy helps too.
Aggie's hair IS funny though, isn't it? I bet they have to pull her scalp back so tightly to knot it into that confection, that should she let it down her entire face would 'slip' forward and age her 20 years in an instant.
Maybe that's what happened in your dream?
It may have been ISBW. Her hair certainly is some sight.
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